Toilet Seat Disaster
A Toilet Seat Disaster is exactly what it sounds like. It is when your toilet seat has encountered a natural, or even unnatural, disaster.
This could possibly be the holy grail of toilet seat disasters. In fact, I just puked a little bit in my mouth.
Most people that I know usually give the toilet seat a wipe down just before taking a seat, regardless of whether you find some sort of substance on the seat or if it is apparently "clean."
Well what do you do when you find shit smeared on the toilet seat? Yes, you heard that right, human shit smeared on a toilet seat. I hope the first thing you did after reading that was think, "How the hell does shit get smeared into a toilet seat?", because that is exactly what went through my mind as I encountered this at work the other day.
The next thing that goes through one's mind is, "Do I wipe this off, I mean it is someone else's shit?" The answer to that is obviously NO, people get paid low wages to do that for you. I don't care if you wipe it down then put numerous sanitary seat covers on it, there is still human shit deep in that seat. The only obvious way to get out of this, is to find a new stall and enjoy your, hopefully, shitless toilet seat.
--Easander