Poop Terrorist
A Poop Terrorist is a danger in any office. Most likely, everyone reading this has seen the wrath that a Poop Terrorist can bring to any restroom. Picture this: You stroll into a stall and look into the toilet only to be assaulted with what you can only imagine a rabid gorilla could accomplish with a week of preparation.
Poop Terrorists feel that it is their right to use twenty times more toilet paper than necessary, and then leave it precariously situated on top of what they just dispensed. Then, they think that the rules don't apply to them so they FUCKING LEAVE IT IN THE TOILET WITHOUT FLUSHING. These people feel that they are above everyone else, and that everyone should have to see/smell their waste every time they de-clench.
Now we here at proof-facts are not above some toilet humor, however, Poop Terrorists should not be allowed to poop willy-nilly without repercussions. The office some proof-facts contributors work at is currently suffering from a Poop Terrorist and you better believe we are on the case.
--Jbritz