Flying Kills
Most people are no longer afraid of flying. Most people are idiots. It is widely believed that flying is safe, this is a lie. People will tell you that statistically speaking, the chances of the plane you are on crashing are minuscule. Well these people are retarded, and using some kind of statistical analysis created by apes, and not those apes that speak sign language, these apes have a learning disability.
You see, this is how it breaks down. Before the plane takes off, the chances of a plane crash are very small, and after you land, the chances of a plane crash happening are also very small. However, from the time the plane you are on gets on the runway until the time you get off the plane the chances of a crash are 50%.
You see the only two possibilities are
- Landing safely.
- Plane crash.
That makes the odds 50/50. This fact is indisputable, trust me I have a math minor.
--Jbritz